half awake, among other things

quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that”...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:59:43 -0400

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

couragedearheart: ktank: merauderdon: yumjuice: THIS IS SO...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:55:04 -0400

ktank:

merauderdon:

yumjuice:

THIS IS SO CUTE.

Dude I’m crying

what a good fucking dude. this is so rad.

I knew I loved him for a reason. Crying a bit now…

"Stop comparing where you’re at with where everyone else is. It doesn’t move you farther ahead,..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:39:57 -0400

“Stop comparing where you’re at with where everyone else is. It doesn’t move you farther ahead, improve your situation, or help you find peace. It just feeds your shame, fuels your feelings of inadequacy, and ultimately, it keeps you stuck. The reality is that there is no one correct path in life. Everyone has their own unique journey. A path that’s right for someone else won’t necessarily be a path that’s right for you. And that’s okay. Your journey isn’t right or wrong, or good or bad. It’s just different. Your life isn’t meant to look like anyone else’s because you aren’t like anyone else. You’re a person all your own with a unique set of goals, obstacles, dreams, and needs. So stop comparing, and start living. You may not have ended up where you intended to go. But trust, for once, that you have ended up where you needed to be. Trust that you are in the right place at the right time. Trust that your life is enough. Trust that you are enough.”

- Daniell Koepke (via midcenturymodernn)

impactoflove: catsandcunts: accurate description of my life I...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:28:31 -0400

impactoflove:

catsandcunts:

accurate description of my life

I think this is my gf in puppy form. Freakin cute.

elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:23:06 -0400

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

violentbaudelaire: ”This is my favorite photo in the world - me...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:19:31 -0400

violentbaudelaire:

”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”

- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

"You’re alive. That means you have infinite potential. You can do anything, make anything, dream..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:09:50 -0400

“You’re alive. That means you have infinite potential. You can do anything, make anything, dream anything. If you change the world, the world will change.”

- Neil Gaiman (via weonlytriedtodrownher)

tendingtotend: :’-( So is mine.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:01:27 -0400

tendingtotend:

:’-(

So is mine.

ifyoucarryonthisway: i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:44:20 -0400

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute

"You must love in such a way that the person you love feels free."

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:00:56 -0400

“You must love in such a way that the person you love feels free.”

- Thich Nhat Hanh (via sorakeem)

This is my reaction to the fitch the homeless thing

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:05:48 -0400

This is my reaction to the fitch the homeless thing

smallerbenz: SAME.

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:33:55 -0400

smallerbenz:

SAME.

gpoy

Sat, 11 May 2013 20:19:00 -0400

gpoy

majorstranger: awww. awesome

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:53:50 -0400

majorstranger:

awww.

awesome

theboobsmilk: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: cha...

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:06:55 -0400

theboobsmilk:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

omg cheetahs

o-k-compooper: souschen: i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get...

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:07:29 -0400

o-k-compooper:

souschen:

i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing

couples should just smash their last names together

so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski

and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

why aren’t we doing this

Photo

Sat, 04 May 2013 17:30:50 -0400

jheneaiko: moretocome: scintillatingjelly: Thug Kitchen by...

Fri, 03 May 2013 18:55:04 -0400

jheneaiko:

moretocome:

scintillatingjelly:

Thug Kitchen by DarkClinton

http://imgur.com/a/J9r3P

This is the literally the best.

You ever get worried about dick cancer? Me too son.

✌✌vulgar vegan gang or don’t eat ! ✌✌

bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck...

Thu, 02 May 2013 18:40:25 -0400

bon-bon:

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

kaelahbee: dogganghappened: enefertiti: necessarilyspeaking: ...

Thu, 02 May 2013 17:16:10 -0400

kaelahbee:

dogganghappened:

enefertiti:

necessarilyspeaking:

b4l-squaredyouknow:

fatboysdoitbetter:

dglsplsblg:

Mrs Bo Talley. She’s 50+ years old.

I’ll say it again, SHE’S OVER 50 YEARS OLD!!

Two things First, every out of shape 20 year old should be ashamed of themselves. Second, where do I find women like this? Women who keep themselves together, in shape, looking great and NOT trying to look like a 20 year old (check the grey hair; so sexy) at and over 50. Women like this don’t exist in large quantities. Most women are in the “let myself go when I get a man and/or have kids” category. Women know this but the problem is most men don’t know this until it’s too late. However this woman has 4 kids. FOUR KIDS!!!

This is the type of woman I have to end up with. Every dude who busts their ass in the gym, eats clean, stays up on his health is saying “AMEN!” right now haha.

My goodness!

I wish she was my teacher or some shit. Jus so a nigga could do good in school.

she is gorgeous!

I wish folks would stop saying she’s fifty plus. She’s only 38.

^^right! Her son even said she was 38.

The hell?!

She looks absolutely fabulous, but I wish people would stop saying that *anyone* should be “ashamed of themselves” regarding their weight. Mind your own business. And saying that shit about women “letting themselves go” and men “not knowing this” early enough… get over yourself. Motivation is one thing. Shaming is a whole other mess of bullshit.