20 4 / 2014

crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

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20 4 / 2014

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

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16 4 / 2014

buzzfeed:

awesomeringerud:

This makes me want to cry.

Same here, buddy. Same here.

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16 4 / 2014

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

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16 4 / 2014

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

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16 4 / 2014

16 4 / 2014

thatfunnyblog:

remember when she won the Super Bowl last year

thatfunnyblog:

remember when she won the Super Bowl last year

(Source: beyonce4world, via tits-and-champagne)

16 4 / 2014

15 4 / 2014

lulz-time:

baby tastes salt and vinegar chips

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14 4 / 2014

joymichelle:


THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

best caption.

joymichelle:

THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

best caption.

(Source: cineraria, via hislovewillconquer)